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12:46am April 18, 2014
url-inspired graphic → shlucifer
12:45am April 18, 2014

“Laugh as much as you breath and love as long as you live”

— Jared Leto (via juliamartignoni)
12:45am April 18, 2014

Stay with me, okay?

12:44am April 18, 2014
wolverhamperton:

daves-applejuice:

sextuhsy:

Coral blue number 2 semi-gloss lipstick

wolverhamperton:

daves-applejuice:

sextuhsy:

Coral blue number 2 semi-gloss lipstick

12:43am April 18, 2014

“I think too much. I think ahead. I think behind. I think sideways. I think it all. If it exists, I’ve fucking thought of it.”

— Winona Ryder (via pour-vos-yeeux)
12:40am April 18, 2014
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mishasminions:

WEST AND THE WATERMELON

12:24am April 18, 2014

ruinedchildhood:

12:24am April 18, 2014

jerryspringers:

when u say a really clever comeback without stuttering

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12:22am April 18, 2014

generalbooty:

yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit  during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me

12:03am April 18, 2014

annemariemcdee20:

flawlessspecter:

theeindian:

quantumbanana:

staringinto-the-deepblue:

I’M DYING

I AM CRYING

I JUST STARTED LAUGHING AND CLAPPING LIKE A SEAL

IN CASE YOU NEED TO **** ME BUT YOU CANT, I KNOW, I’VE TRIED.  

HE ****’D 80 PEOPLE IN 2 DAYS. 

He knows that he has to take us out to win, right? That’s what he wants. He wants to **** us, he wants to be seen doing it. He wants an audience.

12:00am April 18, 2014
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letogasmic:

Yes please

12:00am April 18, 2014

terufrying:

"gays will push their sexuality onto their children"

funny because that’s exactly what every straight person does.